msoflios yvelaze ucnauri kanonebi

pensilvaniashi saxli, romelshic 16 qali cxovrobs, saroskipod itvleba, tenesishi asetivedaa michneuli saxli, romelshic 6 qali cxovrobs. mamakacebis zgvruli raodenoba ki 120-ia.
luizianashi mkacrad isjeba adamianis kbena, amisatvis protezis gamoyeneba amdzimebs garemoebas. alabamashi akrdzalulia manqanis tvalebaxveuli martva, niu-iorkshi sjian mas, vinc saxuravidan gadmoxteba. minesotashi patimroba elis imas, vinc sakutar saxlshic ki shishveli daidzinebs. aidahos shtatshi akrdzalulia karuselze qanaoba kviradges, aqve akrdzalulia aqlemze damjdari tevzaoba. iliniosis shtatshis qalaq geilsburgshi 1000$-it ajarimeben mas, vinc beisbolis joxit tagvs scems. michiganshi qaris winaagmdeg furtxeba sazogadoebriv danashaulad itvleba. kolorados shtatis qalaq denvershi ar sheidzleba avtomobilis tareba kviraobit, arizonashi ki q. glendeilshi akrdzalulia avtomobilis ukan svla. amave shtatshi, q. taksonshi qalebs ekrdzalebat sharvlis tareba. viskonsiis q. reisinshi akrdzalulia mdzinare mexandzris gagvidzeba, xolo vaiomingis shtatshi ki kurdglebisatvis suratis gadageba. tenesshi, q. memfisshi bayayebs ekrdzalebat yiyini gamis 11 saatis shemdeg. aliaskaze akrdzalulia datvebisatvis fotosuratis gadageba, nevadashi ki gzatkecilze aqlemit seirnoba. iliniosis shtatis q. iurkashi ulvashian mamakacebs ekrdzalebat qalis kocna, alabamashi ki sikvdilit sjian mas, vinc rkinigzis relsebs marils moayris.
samxret dakotashi danashaulad itvleba cheqmebit dadzineba; kaliforniashi akrdzalulia auzshi velosipedit shesvla; qalaq baltimorshi (merilendis shtati) 500$-it dajarimdeba is, vinc teatrshi lomtan ertad miva; atlantashi akrdzalulia jirafis mibma telegrafis bodzze; sent-luisshi akrdzalulia xidze jdoma da ludis sma. niu-jersis shtatshi katebma unda ataron zarebi, rata chitebma gaigon mati moaxloeba, oklahomashi ki samze met dzagls ekrdzaleba ertad shekreba, tu mat ara aqvt amisatvis specialuri nebartva qalaqis merisagan.
a.sh.sh.-s kanonebis arcodna ar gatavisuflebt pasuxismgeblobisagan. 😃

1.amerikis sheertebuli shtatebi yvelaze metadaa cnobili msoflioshi tavisi suleluri kanonebit. iq agretve moqmedebs ramdenime ateuli organizacia, roomlebic ibrdzvian am kanonebis (“dumb laws”) gasauqmebld. amerikis calkeul shtatebshi moqmedebs sxvadasxvagvari kanonebi.
2.texasis shtatshi akrdzalulia fexze damdgari miyolebit sami ylupi ludis daleva;
*akrdzalulia sastumros meore sartulidan kamechebisatvis srolis dawyeba;
3.sakmarisia qali samjer warudginot megobrebs, rogorc coli da igi avtomatiurad itvleba tqvens oficialur meugled;
4.fexsacmlis gareshe siarulisatvis dagsjian tu ar gagachniat amisatvis specialuri nebartva, romelshic 5 $ gadaixadot.
5.sul axlaxan ki j. bushis zegavlenit texasshi miiges kanoni, romlis shesabamisad damnashave valdebulia msxverpls werilobit an sxva formit shetyobinos mosalodneli danashauli mis chadenamde 24 saatit adre.
6. port-arturshi isjeba liftshi haeris gafucheba.
7.floridashi gautxovar qalebs ekrdzalebat kviraobit parashutit xtoma.
8.mkacrad ikrdzaleba floridashi sacurao kostumshi gamowyobili simgera;
9.shxapis migeba gashishvlebul mdgomareobashi.
10.akrdzalulia dgeshi samze meti tefshis gatexva

11.arkanzasis shtatshi mdzgolebs 21.00 saatis shemdeg ekrdzalebat xmovani signalebis gamoyeneba iset adgilebshi, sadac sadac iyideba gamagrilebeli sasmelebi.
12.chikagoshi sisxlis samartlis danashaulad itvleba sachmlis chama saxlshi, romelic iwvis.
13. sent-luisshi mexandzreebs ekrdzalebat gashishvlebuli an gamis perangshi gamowyobili qalebis daxmareba.
14.q. karmelshi (niu-iorkis shtati) nebismieri mamakaci, romelic gamowyobilia sxvadasxva feris sharvalsa da pijakshi, jarimdeba 500$-it.
15.niu-jersishi daapatimreben mas, vinc restoranshi pirs aawklapunebs.
16.kaliforniashi cxovelebs ekrdzalebat sqesobrivi aqtis damyareba skolebtan, eklesiebtan da sazogadoebrivi tavsheyris adgilebtan 500 metrze ufro axlo mdebare adgilebshi.
17.kaliforniashi akrdzalulia kovbois cheqmebis tareba im pirebis mier, romeltac ar hyavt 2 dzroxa mainc.
18.aqve akrdzalulia mdzgolis gareshe modzravi avtomobilis sichqarem gadaacharbos 60 mils saatshi.
19.indianashi akrdzlulia: abazanis migeba oqtombris tvidan martis tvemde; manqanebis gayidva kviraobit; frinvelebisa da kurdglebis shegebva; rdzis gayidva gvinis magaziashi. aqve sasamartlos gadagcemen gaupatiurebis braldebit, tu manqanashi windebis gareshe gizis mgzavri, romelsac ar shesrulebia 17 weli.
20.los-anjelesshi ki qmars ufleba aqvs scemos cols qamrit, romlis sigane 12 sm-ze meti ar aris (winaagmdeg shemtxvevashi aucilebelia colis tanxmoba)

21.tenesshi nebadartulia yvelafris sakvebad gamoyeneba, rasac moqalaqe manqanit gaitans. tu sicocxles gamoasalmeb adamians, mashin sruli ufleba gaqvt da valdebulic xart “mzis chasvlamde” sakvebad gamoiyenot igi. *luizianashi mkacrad isjeba adamianis kbena, amisatvis protezis gamoyeneba amdzimebs garemoebas.
22.niu-iorkshi sjian mas, vinc saxuravidan gadmoxteba.
23.minesotashi patimroba elis imas, vinc sakutar saxlshic ki shishveli daidzinebs.
24. aidahos shtatshi akrdzalulia aqlemze damjdari tevzaoba
25.michiganshi qaris winaagmdeg furtxeba sazogadoebriv danashaulad itvleba.
26.tenesshi, q. memfisshi bayayebs ekrdzalebat yiyini gamis 11 saatis shemdeg.
27.iliniosis shtatis q. iurkashi ulvashian mamakacebs ekrdzalebat qalis kocna
28.alabamashi ki sikvdilit sjian mas, vinc rkinigzis relsebs marils moayris.
29.samxret dakotashi danashaulad itvleba cheqmebit dadzineba;
30. qalaq baltimorshi (merilendis shtati) 500 $-it dajarimdeba is, vinc teatrshi lomtan ertad miva;

italia.
veneciashi kanonis tanaxmad, xalxs ekrdzaleba mtredebis gamokveba, rata daicvan dzveli shenobebi. jarima kanonis dargvevistvis $600-mdea, an $60, tu adgilze gadaixdian.
amis garda, veneciashi ar sheidzleba sajaro adgilebshi perangis gareshe gamochena, da bordiurze damjdari sendvichebis chama.
veneciashi, iseve rogorc romshi, tqven ver shedzlebt shadrevnebshi banaobas...
italiis qalaq palermoshi mxolod qalebs aqvt ufleba iyvnen plajze shishvlebi, mamakacebs ki - ara. logika shemdeshi mdgomareobs: „ mamakacis anatomias sheidzleba hqondes vulgaruli shexeduleba, sheidzleba gautvaliswineblad.“ magram, ise, roca garshemo amdeni lamazi qalia..
tropeashi arsebobs kanoni, romelic gansazgvravs, vin unda iyos plajze shishveli,da vin - ara. igi ase gamoiyureba:
„ qalebs, romlebic arian msuqnebi, maxinjebi da usaxurebi, ekrdzalebat shishvel mdgomareobashi sanapiroze gamochena.“ am uflebit sargebloben mxolod „axalgazrda qalebi,
romlebsac sheudzliat qalis sxeulis girseulad warmochena.“

germania.
germaniashi sheidzleba dagajarimon $100-mde, tu safrtxes sheuqmnit avtobanis usafrtxoebas. kerdzod legendarul
gzatkecilebze ar shedzleba fexit siaruli da manqanis gachereba, tundac sawvavi gagitavdes.

arabetis gaertianebuli saamiroebi.
turistebi, romlebic aq chamodian, wminda ramadanis tveshi, unda icodnen, rom am tveshi akrdzalulia sakvebisa da sasmlis migeba sazogadoebrivi tavsheyris adgilebshi. da saertod, am qveyanashi uketesia iyo fxizlad: ori britaneli, romlebmac daargvies wesi sajarod gamoxatuli megobrobit, miusajes sami tvit tavisuflebis agkveta.

tailandi.
am qveyanashi ar sheidzleba gacdunos tbilma klimatma damotocikleti ataros wels zemot shishvelma, perangis gareshe. jarima am wesis dargvevis gamo sheadgens daaxloebit $10-s.

kanada.
kanadashi 1985 wlis kanonis tanaxmad, akrdzalulia nivtis safasuris, romelic $25-ze meti girs, ertdolariani monetebit gadaxda. tu gamyidveli tanaxmaa am saxt gadaxdaze, mas sheudzlia
miigos igi, magram mas kanonit aqvs minichebuli imis ufleba, uari utxras myidvels.
ashsh, florida.
floridashi dauqorwinebel qalebs ekrdzalebat parashutit xtoma kviraobit. did britanetshi orsul qals aqvs kanont minichebuli ufleba, stxovos policiels tavisi qudi, tu ar aris axlomaxlo adgili bunebriv motxovnata dasakmayofileblad.

safrangeti da didi britaneti.
am qveynebshi akrdzalulia kocna rkinigzis sadgurebshi. safrangetshi es kanoni shemogebuli iqna 1910 wels matareblebis gamgzavrebis sheferxebis gamo.
britanetis qalaq uaringtonshi, qveynis
chrdilo-dasavlet ubanshi, gantavsebulia nishnebi warwerit: „kocna akrdzalulia“, samagierod kocnisatvis dawesebulia specialuri zonebi. safrangetshi kanonis tanaxmad ar sheidzleba gors daarqva napoleoni.

ruseti.
aq kanoni krdzalavs moskovshi bindzuri manqanit siaruls. gamokitxvis tanaxmad, rusetis mosaxleobis 50% tvlis, rom manqana mashinaa bindzuri, roca sheudzlebelia manqanis nomrebis garcheva,
9% - is azrit, tu ar chans mdzgoli.
dania.
kanonmdeblobis shesabamisad, avtomobils siarulisas yoveltvis unda entos farebi, rom gamoicheodes gacherebuli manqanebisgan.
shotlandia.
shotlandielebs, romlebic did pativs scemen siwynares, kanonit akrdzalulia wylis chasxma unitazshi xmaurit sagamos ati saatis shemdeg. tumca, shveicariis tanamedrove santeqnikis wyalobit am kanonis dargveva titqmis sheudzlebelia.
svazilendi.
svazilendshi, afrikashi, kanoni ukrdzalavs qalebs sacvlebis tarebas. adgilobrivma monarqma moindoma dzveli tradiciebis agdgena. am wesis dargvevis shemchnevisas jariskacma unda waartvas(dauxios J) qals sacvali da shestavazos mas patara nachrebi... magram amave monarqis mier migebuli kanonit, 10 wlamde gogonebs
ar unda emosot kabebi muxls zemot...
gaugebaria...

ucnauri kanonebis siebi regularulad iqmneba mtel msoflioshi. magalitad, britanelebma daasaxeles kanonebi,
romlebic aramarto sisulelit gamoircheva, aramed sirtulitac.
yvelaze absurdulad agiarebuli iqna kanoni, romelic ukrdzalavs adanians sikvdils britanetis parlamenshi. saqme imashia, rom parlamenti atarebs samefo
sasaxlis statuss da nebismier iq gardacvalebuls ufleba aqvs daikrdzalos saxelmwifo pativit...
regionshi aseve ikrdzaleba parlamentshi shesvla javshanteqnikit.
meore adgili daikava kanonma, romlis mixedvitac konvertze markis dakvra, romelzec gamosaxulia monarqi tavdayira, itvleba saxelmwifos galatad.
mesame adgili - kanoni liverpulshi, romlis tanaxmadac, wels zemot shishveli adamiani sheidzleba iyos mxolod qalaqis mcxovrebi, romelic yodis tropikul tevzs. liverpulis sakrebulo uaryofs aseti kanoniis arsebobas, magram am kanons aqvs realuri safudzveli.

tu tqven mogzauroba giyvart da amave dros arc sasiyvarulo tavgadasavlebze
ambobt uars, mashin jobia icodet, romel qveyanashi ra sasjeli gelit
sasiyvarulo urtiertobebis gamo. mash ase, tqvens winashea msoflios oci
sxvadasxva kutxe sxvadasxa akrdzalvebit intimuri urtiertobebis sferoshi.
1. saudis arabeti
sul saudis arabetshi akrdzalulia 400 atasamde internet saiti,
romeltagan 93% pornografiulia. sayoveltaod cnobilia mizezi, tu ratomaa
es tu is serveri miuwvdomeli momxmareblebisatvis- esaa islamis
kanonebis ganuxreli dacva. tu am qveyanashi moxvdit da romelime
pornosaitze mainc moaxerxet shesvla, minimum 10 dge cixeshi chajdoma
mogiwevt. ufro metic, shesadzlebelia, garozgvac ar agcdet.
2. urugvai
urugvaishi gavrcelebuli kanoni kriminaluri filmis siujets waaagavs: tu
qmari cols sayvareltan waaswrebs, ufleba aqvs orive matgani moklas,
tumca mas sheudzlia sxva, ufro "humanuri'' sasjelitac shemoifarglos:
moaxdinos mamakacis kastrireba, xolo cols moachras cxviri... kanonshi
araferia natqvami, risi ufleba aqvs cols, tu qmars analogiur
situaciashi sheiswrebs.
3. estoneti
estonetshi sastikadaa akrdzaluli chadrakis tamashi seqsis dros... dzalian
rtuli warmosadgenia es procesi, tumca rogorc chans, aq saqme gvaqvs
ragac erovnul taviseburebebze.
4. iutas shtati
iutas shtatshi arsebobs kanoni, romlis mixedvitac axlo natesavebs
sheudzliat daqorwineba, ubralod mati asaki 65 welze metis unda iyos.
5. espaneti
miuxedavad imisa, rom espaneti sakmaod tavisufali qveyanaa, aqac
arsebobs garkveuli akrdzalvebi am sferoshi, kerdzod, espanetshi akrdzalulia
seqsi plajze. kanonis dargvevis shemtxvevashi tqven gelit jarima 90 000
evros odenobit.
6. texasis shtati
texasis shtatshi nebadartulia saxlshi gqondet mxolod otxi faloimitatori.
tu tqven meti raodenobis "satamashos" agmogichenen, mogiwevt jarimis -
4000 dolaris gadaxda da erti weli cixeshi yuryuti.
7. didi britaneti
did britanetshi arsebobs kanoni, romelic motociklebs exeba. tu
motocikls miaqrolebt da ukan mshvenieri asuli gizit, jobia frtxilad
iyot, radgan motociklze (parkirebulzec ki) seqsi kanonit akrdzalulia.
8. michiganis shtati
michiganis shtatshi sastikadaa akrdzaluli dabla chachachuli sharvlis
tareba. tu tqveni sharvlis satave isea chamoweuli, rom sacvali gichant,
policias ufleba aqvs dagapatimron da jarima -500 dolari
gadagaxdevinon.( argi iqneboda, tu am kanons chventanac shemoigebdnen,
torem ukve guli mereva amdeni "sharvalchaxdili" bichis danaxvaze.)
9. shvedeti
shvedetshi shishveli siaruli sastikadaa akrdzaluli, - es mdzime
kanondargvevad itvleba, magram welszevit shishveli siaruli problema
araa.
10. kaliforniis shtati
kaliforniashi akrdzalulia romelime partniorma miagwios kulminaciur
moments preludiis dros, amitom tu kaliforniel lamazmantan gaabamt
romans, umjobesia pirdapir saqmeze gadaxvidet.

11. ungreti
ungretshi seqsi nebadartulia mxolod sibneleshi imisda miuxedavad,
tundac tqvens binashi imyofebodet. akrdzalulia am saqmit dakaveba
santlebis an buxris shuqzec ki. tu tqven quchidan vinmem shegnishnat da
policiashi ganacxada, sakmaod didi jarimis gadaxda mogiwevt.
12. virjiniis shtati
col-qmruli galati virjiniis shtatshi sul ragac 250 dolari girs. swored
amdenis gadaxda mogiwevt, tu tqveni coli (qmari) daamtkicebs, rom mas
namdvilad ugalatet.
13. luizianas shtati
luizianas shtati ertaderti adgilia dedamiwaze, sadac nekrofilia nebadartulia.
14. vashingtonis shtati
vashingtonis shtatshi qalwultan intimuri kavshiri akrdzalulia yvela shemtxvevashi, tundac pirveli qorwinebis game iyos (???).
15. minesotas shtati
minesotas shtatshi mamakacs ekrdzaleba coltan dawola, tu
im dges xaxvi, niori an gamoyvanili tevzi chama (shesanishnavi kanonia,
verafers ityvi...chemdatavad am "menius" xashs da arays
davamatebdi).
16. libani
libanshi mamakacebistvis nebadartulia intimuri kavshiri cxoveltan,
tumca es cxoveli aucileblad dedali unda iyos. mamaltan kavshiri
sikvdilit isjeba.
17. bolivia
boliviashi, kanonis mixedvit, akrdzalulia intimuri kavshiri dedastan da mis qalishviltan ertdroulad.
18. bahreini
bahreinshi mamakac eqim-ginekologs pacientis genitaliebis mxolod sarkis sashualebit danaxva sheudzlia.
19. iutas shtati
iutas shtatshi yvela qals akrdzaluli aqvs intimuri kavshiri mamakactan
saswrafo daxmarebis manqanashi. kanonis damrgvevis saxeli gaxmaurdeba
adgilobriv gazetshi. sainteresoa, rom es akrdzalva mxolod qalebs exebat,
xolo partniori mamakaci ar isjeba.
20. kolumbia
kolumbiashi, kanonis mixedvit, patardzlis deda unda eswrebodes qalishvilis pirvel seqsualur aqts mis qmartan.

zogiert qveyanashi dzalian ucnauri da zogjer sasacilo seqs-akrdzalva moqmedebs. gtavazobt zogiert matgans:
1. argentinashi cols aqvs ufleba, ugalatos qmars im shemtxvevashi, tu man saxlshi 3 vaza gatexa.
2. belgiashi coli, romelic gaigebs, rom qmari galatobs, ufleba aqvs, mdzinare qmars girsebaze mdugare gadaasxas. analogiuri ufleba aqvs qmarsac, romelic cols galatshi gamoichers.
3. imave belgiashi gogonebs sheudzliat, sheyvarebuls mkerdi achvenon mxolod urtiertobis dawyebidan 5 tvis shemdeg; seqsit ki sheudzliat ukve erti tvis shemdeg dakavdnen (magram am dros mkerdis chveneba ar sheidzleba??!!)
4. saberdznetshi axaldaqorwinebulebs ufleba aqvt, mteli tve qorwinebis saxlshi icxovron, tu mat jer saxli ar sheudzeniat.
5. chinetshi qals, romelsac orgazmi ar ganucdia qorwinebidan naxevar weliwadshi, ufleba aqvs, ganqorwineba moitxovos.
6. chinetshive qals ufleba aqvs, qmari nolze gadaparsos, tu is erti tvis ganmavlobashi cols arcertxel ar akocebs.
7. guamis kanonebis mixedvit, qalwuls gatxovebis ufleba ar aqvs.
8. londonshi kanondargvevad itvleba parkirebis gareshe gacherebul motociklze seqsi.
9. kolumbiis qalaq kalishi axaldaqorwinebulebis pirveli game patardzlis dedis tandaswrebit unda shedges.
10. tu iaponiashi ufros dzmas moundeba umcrosi dzmis sheyvarebulze daqorwineba, umcrosi dzma da sheyvarebulic uars ver ityvian.
11. turqetshi ukanonoa mezoblis vajtan, qalishviltan, coltan, mosamsaxurestan da saertod, mezoblis nebismier kutvnilebastan (tundac cxoveltan) seqsi... mokled, andaza - mezoblis qals xels nu axleb, isic shinauriao - aq kanonit moqmedebs.