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Hazard, atrakeb .fxi.

rusma goliatma ivanma arayi dalia da gadawyvita urchxuli unda movklao, mivida gamoqvabultan da uyviris, ei urchxul gamodi gamoqvabulidan ertmanets unda shevebrdzoloto, cota xnis mere kidev….. gamodi ertmanets shevebrdzoloto, urchxulsac amouvida yelshi da motrialda da eubneba: e, she basiako brdzola tu ginda modi vibrdzolot, trakshi ras miyvirixaro…

Gamarjoba tovlis babua sharshan rom survili gtxove da shemisrule didi madloba dzalian kargi mashxalebi iyo, magram wels iqneb ori tvali da erti xeli gamomigzavno...

shvili ekitxeba mamas – ra aris politika?. mama pasuxobs- es martivia 1) me momaqvs saxlshi fuli- anu me kapitalizmi var 2)dedasheni iyenebs am fuls-anu is mtavrobaa 3)papasheni cdilobs rom ojaxshi yvelaferi wesrigshi iyos – gamodis is profkavshiria 4) chveni dzidza gogona mushata klasia 5) chven yvelas gvinda ketildgeoba – anu shen xar xalxi 6) sheni patara dzma romelic pampersebs atarebs chveni momavalia gasagebia? bavshvi -modi mama es game macale da xval dilas getyvi pasuxs

game bavshvi igvidzebs imitom rom misma dzma chaisvara da sashinlad kivis, radgan tviton ar icis ra qqnas midis mshoblebtan sadzinebelshi, iq ki mxolod dedamisi wevs,romelsac ise sdzinavs rom ar egvidzeba mashin bavshvi midis dzidza gogonas otaxshi da ras xedavs mamamisi dzidzas jimavs da papa ki am yvelafers fanjridan chumad uyurebs ……yvela ise aris tavis saqmit dakavebuli rom bavshvs ver amchneven. amitom bichi ukan brundeba da idzienebs. meore dge mama – shegidzlia tu ara amixsna ra aris politika? shvili- ki, kapitalizmi xmarobs mushata klass profkavshiri ki am yvelafers chumad uyurebs mtavrobas ki magrad dzinavs. xalxi sruliad ignorirebulia. momavali ki am sityvis sruli mnishvnelobit mdzgnershia… ai es aris politika.

Gaucho, ametira 😃

gamocda aris universitetshi. 10 adamiani unda miigon ert jgufshi. visac fuli aq gadaxdili. danarchenebi unda chachran. sheva erti bichi da yvela kitxvas upasuxebs, verafrit chachrian bolos erti leqtori ekitxeba -manqanit rom midiode da dagcxes ras izav? -fanjaras chavuwev -xoda ro chauwev ra sichqarit shemovardeba haeri manqanashi? -ar vici -ar ici da chachrili xar nu am metodit chrian yvelas meore, mesame, meotxe, mere gabazrdeba rom am kitxvit yvelas chrian. bolos mixo shedis, gamokitxaven yvelafers da yvela kitxvas upasuxebs amasac ekitxebian: -manqanit rom midiode da dagcxes ras izav? -kondicioners chavrtav -kidev ro dagcxes? -maikas gavixdi -kidev ro dagcxes? -sharvals gavixdi -kidev ro dagcxes? -trusiks gavixdi -kidev ro dagcxes? -sul deda ro metyv***odes mag fanjaras mainc ar chavuwev

Hazard, rato? 😃

Gaucho, tovlis babuaze 😃

Hazard, xo eg magaria 😃

vedrebis wagebaze shejibria da megreli, kaxeli da svani mivlen svans ekitxebian shen ramden vedras waigebo, orso, daichers waigebs. megrels ekitxebian shen ramdens waigebo samso, rogoro? titos xelebshi davichero ertcals **eze chamovikidebo. kaio. exla kaxels ekitxeb shen ramdens daichero? xutso, rogoro? titos xelebshi davicher da megrel **eze davisomo...

bavshvi chava ezoshi da silashi tamashobs tavistvis. miva kaci da eubneba:
- momeci eg satamasho!
- ara!
- momeci!
- ara!
- momeci, torem tvals amogtxri
- ara!
amostxris ert tvals:
- axla xo momcem?
- ara!
- momeci, torem meoresac amogtxri!
- ara!
meorec amostxara.
- axla momeci!
- ara, mivdivar!
- sad midixar?
- dedam mitxra, rom dabneldeba amodio.

svans ektxebian:
- gushin sheni kata ase sashinlad ratom chyaodao?
- imitom, rom vbandio
- shen vis atyueb? mec myavs kata da mec vban, magram ase ar chxaviso
- eee shen dzmao albat ar wuravo.

Gaucho, magaria es.fxi.

bavshvi saxlshi yovel sagamos
tavpirdasisxlianebuli brundeba. mamis
shekitxvebze tu ratom modis galaxuli,
bavshvi arafrit pasuxobs. ert dgesac
mama chumad gayveba da ras xedavs … bavshvi
gipian policieltan midis, ragacas
eubneba, shemdeg ki es policieli
sastikad urtyams.
mivardeba mama policiels, bavshvs
xelidan gamoglejs da uyviris:
-bavshvs ratom urtyamo?
-gavlaxav aba ras vizam, yovel dge
modis da mekitxeba: bidzia lekvebs ro
dayri erts me xom machuqebo …?!

megrels danishnaven kaxetshi raikomis
mdivnad. ifiqrebs megreli: amat
tavidanve tu ar vachvene dzala, mere
amigdebeno da pirvel tatbirze sityvit
gamosvlisas daartya mushti tribunas:
-magari var me. gaisusa darbazi, shishi
chaudgat tvalebshi. ifiqra megrelma
nametani momividao da:
-magram rbilic var zogjer. gaxalisga
darbazi, moeshva xalxi. megrelma ifiqra
dzalian xom ar miveci imedio da:
-mkacri da magari viqnebi me. kidev
dartya mushti.
wamodga mixo da eubneba:
-joo, shen rava chemi y**savit xar, xan
magrdebi da xanac rbildebio